With their mutual interests in unkempt hair, humping, and creating a terrible mess wherever they go, you’d assume British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his puppy, Dilyn, would be the firmest of friends. However, tensions are high between man and beast in 10 Downing Street.
It was reported by the Mail on Sunday this weekend that Johnson lost his patience with Dilyn after a string of incidents. Dilyn stands accused of humping the leg of one of Johnson’s advisers, peeing on another aide’s handbag, and, worst of all, destroying antique furniture at the PM’s country residence, leaving him with a sky-high repair bill.
One unnamed insider snitched on Dilyn to the newspaper, saying: “I was at a meeting where Dilyn darted under the PM’s feet with an old book in its mouth. The PM shouted, ‘For God’s sake, I’m going to get another £1,000 repair bill! Someone please shoot that fucking dog!’” The anonymous source reportedly added: “I don’t think he meant it literally.”